Haskins Fined $40k For A Night Of Snorkeling In Strippers Assholes
$40k for a night at the strip club? That sounds about right. $40,000 isn't a drop in the bucket for someone on a rookie contract, but it also doesn't sound so bad when you're a professional athlete. Just sign a few autographs for memorabilia shops, sell an IG swipe up ad for a protein powder, and that $40k is over and done with. And at the end of the day, yeah it sucks to be fined $40k, but eating that stripper's ass is forever. #Memories
Oh wait, there was one other punishment:
I bet he's really beat up over that.
All in all, punishment fits the crime and we can all move on and win the NFC East on Sunday.